So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
Randomize
