please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
I'll just give him your contact info, and you'll somehow manage to get laid. Which will make me feel like your vagina's agent or something.
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
Randomize
