is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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