I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
i was hoping the water fountain would somehow shoot out vodka this morning
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
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