fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
I'd give anything to be driving a pirate ship wearing nothing but a coconut bra and a grass skirt eating a pizza and watching dolphins jump in the waves. Dreams ya gotta have dreams
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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