they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
you broke into my aparment at three in the morning wearing long johns and offered me beer.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
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