Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
you told grandpa to call you daddy
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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