Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
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