Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
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