Just mADE A PArabola og urine
there is this woman at the counter who looks identical to linda ellerbee. and she's grinning. COME. INSIDE. NOW.
Just rolled over and realized my vodka goggles are not as functional as my beer goggles
do herpes really smell.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
I would explain the ketchup stains in the bed to him but saying I just got my period is so much less embarrassing...
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
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