Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
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