is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
Just saw a girl leaving CVS on her bike with a case of beer. She tried to ride one handed with the case under her other arm and fell over off the sidewalk. I'm glad to see someone else's life is a bigger joke than mine.
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
Breaking up as roommates was a poor life decision. I'm sorry. Thank you for never shitting on the floor.
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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