I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
So don't be alarmed when you go into your bathroom, he's sleeping in the tub with your brothers dinosaurs. also I'll clean up the sticky floor later. (you don't wanna know)
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
I want you to know I am at work super hungover and I threw up in the mop sink. I feel like you will appreciate this
You're my fucking hero
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