better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
Cover your peen. We're going out.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
The last time I saw you you got angry and yelled "WHISKEY DOESNT COUNT" ... I think that's at least a 7 on the hotmess scale.
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
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