so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
where are you?
sonic
Good. I hungoveredly cleaned your room. This is what being married is going to be like. I pick the condoms up off the floor and you bring home the hot dogs.
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
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