Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
I just stole a conducting baton from the chicago symphony orchestra... i have to stop drinking on weeknights
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
Yes I’m serious. I just worked YOUR 12 hour shift on 3 hours of sleep if you come over without tacos and an ice cream cake in hand we are done
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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