We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
There was already gay porn open on my laptop with a tiny carrot cake, a bottle of water, and a note saying "I love you, Sober Me."
Drunk me just hits it and quits it.
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