What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
hey is it cool if i invite some fat girls to the party so i can be the skinny one?
yeah okay. but if i take one home with me you have to come over in the morning and tell her to get her shit and go.
i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
