love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
Randomize
