i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
Are you texting me while pooping again?
I'm also playing fetch with the dog
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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