then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
Just got a message on OkCupid from a 20-year-old who has "Momma's Boy" tattoed across his chest and thinks the earth is bigger than the sun.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
She left you responsible for her guinea pig for what, 3 hours? And it somehow died under your care? I will no longer trust you with so much as a beer.
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
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