I wanna passion pit in your ass
some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
After a few mimosas, my mom started sharing her plans to move out of the house and into a retirement village so she can be the youngest one there and find herself a "nice old sugar daddy." Needless to say, break has not started off well...
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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