terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
We went to Olive Garden so high we didn't talk and managed to be awkward enough for the waiter to ask if it was our first date
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
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