I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
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