Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
I dropped my keys into the toaster and felt it push down as I pulled them out. Couldn't stop thinking it was a bad idea the whole time.
I still don't know how you've lived this long.
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
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