woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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