The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
I’m drunk and naked and looking for my charger - title of my autobiography.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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