omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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