Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
handjob tips. give me some.
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
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