Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
Dude I got a text from you at 1:30 last night and you didn't use any vowels
Haha, I didn't want to buy any... we're in a recession you know
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
Randomize
