Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
Jesus Christ. How the fuck do you not tell someone that your wife can see on the phone bill who you text and how many times ?
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
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