just went onto Yahoo and the featured article had a picture of one of the Jonas brothers. last two times the featured article was a celebrity's face the headline was "Michael Jackson is Dead" and "Pitchman Billy Mays is Dead" so naturally I got a little excited. Turns out he's just engaged. Who gives a fuck.
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
I'm driving to work with an ice pack on my vagina. how was your weekend?
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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