thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
The waitress asked if you wanted white or brown, and you said "Isn't it all the same color when it's toasted?". She stared at you for about 20 seconds before she decided that you weren't fucking with her.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
Randomize
