If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
Ok: all ex-gfs except you from the last 5 years have or are about to have a baby...be on the lookout...
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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