McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
Randomize
