My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
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