HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
a search helicopter?!
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
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