does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
He was all “please don’t bail because I’m missing work for this” last night
Honey no, I need dick. I’m not going to bail
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
Randomize
