We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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