nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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