Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
Decided to stop by the store on my walk of shame. I must really look like shit, a six year old girl just walked up to me and said "my mommy wanted me to tell you Jesus loves you." Thanks kid.
I jizzed in his mayonnaise and put it back in the fridge. Shouldn't have stolen my weed.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
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