is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
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