direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
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