Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
After this weekend, all I can think about is bald eagles flying in front of fireworks and giving birth to fucking uncle sam. Also, beer.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
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