I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
Randomize
