Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
I'm so hungover that if we go to panera, I'll probably get a bread bowl to throw up in.
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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