Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
worst night to have a conscience
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
Dude, just found out there's a monster in a video game named after me. No more dating nerds.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
Randomize
