Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
Randomize
