I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
My birth control alarm gets more depressing every night.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
i totally just wrapped her wedding gift in tin foil. These are the skills 2 bachelor's degrees have given me.
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
I slept with a married guy last night and then broke my toe on the doorframe on the way out. I've never seen karma work so fast.
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
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