If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
Just to be clear, the only reason you're allowed to scream "COCKTAIL SERVANT" at bartenders is because you have nice tits
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
Why is "Oprah of drinks" written on my arms?
You said to write it on you, after you kept saying, "You get a drink, you get a drink, everyone gets a drink."
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
its liver damage thursday
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