I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
We're not piercing ourselves today.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
Somehow, walking in on your drunk mom in a diaper was the least traumatic thing I saw last night
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